Why does my heart sink awimbers, whenever I see the names El Neny & Coquelin

[World's End Stella]

Squad players for a squad tournament.

Out of interest, if Coq and Elneny are our squad defensive midfielders, who are the first choice wons then?

[Rich]

Out of interest, if Coq and Elneny are our squad defensive midfielders, who are the first choice wons then?

We don't really do defensive midfield, do we? Xhaka is the closest we have, I guess.

[World's End Stella]

We don't really do defensive midfield, do we? Xhaka is the closest we have, I guess.

Yes Rich, that was the point.

And Xhaka isn't remotely close to a defensive midfielder, BTW.