If I may use a cliché then I believe form goes out the window in a local derby.
I was collecting my son from a birthday party at 6pm yesterday when another parent informed me that Harry Kane had fallen foul to a hamstring injury, a quick 3-4 week calculation had me sensing victory.
He’s not injured.
Abnormal picture of Daniel Levy and Diego Maradona looking exceptionally awkward sitting by each other yesterday. Daniel appeared as though he was endeavoring to lean as far from Diego as could reasonably be expected and the coke-irritating handballer resembled a fat, grumpy* Gordon Brown.
*Even more testy than expected.