I see things are now at the stage where men are being required to undergo the ritual

[Pokster]

Of course, arses are also good because - unlike tits - you can gawp at them to your heart’s content without the object of your attention noticing. With breasts, you have to be subtle

Oh, god! I’m basically Harvey Weinstein, aren’t I?

No, he had loads of women, you are almost a virgin in comparison