Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
No, r. But since oevr the last 5 years I've got fit and given up drugs and fags, I thought I might as well go the whole hog and have two days per week off the grog, to allow liver repair.

I'm going to live forever.
I nipped out for a quick pint lunchtime.

I'm going to die at the bottom of a stairwell in a welter of blood and puke.