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    I haven't had a drink now since 10 pm last night.

    Not going to get one until 6 pm on Thursday.

    This is fúcking torture.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not going to get one until 6 pm on Thursday.

    This is fúcking torture.
    Are you dieting, C?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Are you dieting, C?
    No, r. But since oevr the last 5 years I've got fit and given up drugs and fags, I thought I might as well go the whole hog and have two days per week off the grog, to allow liver repair.

    I'm going to live forever.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post

    I'm going to live forever.
    Are you going to learn how to fly... high

    Actually, you have already done that
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm going to live forever.
    Are you quite sure you want to do that?

    Which part of complete economic collapse, starvation, nuclear war and totalitarian/theocratic dystopia are you most looking forward to? I must admit, I'm not terribly optimistic, you see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Are you quite sure you want to do that?

    Which part of complete economic collapse, starvation, nuclear war and totalitarian/theocratic dystopia are you most looking forward to? I must admit, I'm not terribly optimistic, you see.
    I'm not too bothered by all that, a. I'll be off living in the back of beyond when all that happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, r. But since oevr the last 5 years I've got fit and given up drugs and fags, I thought I might as well go the whole hog and have two days per week off the grog, to allow liver repair.

    I'm going to live forever.
    I nipped out for a quick pint lunchtime.

    I'm going to die at the bottom of a stairwell in a welter of blood and puke.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I nipped out for a quick pint lunchtime.

    I'm going to die at the bottom of a stairwell in a welter of blood and puke.
    Just the one? Very restrained. wd b!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I nipped out for a quick pint lunchtime.

    I'm going to die at the bottom of a stairwell in a welter of blood and puke.
    It's the way you would want to go... the rock and roll lifestyle gets to you eventually b
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, r. But since oevr the last 5 years I've got fit and given up drugs and fags, I thought I might as well go the whole hog and have two days per week off the grog, to allow liver repair.

    I'm going to live forever.
    I hate to be the one that delivers bad news but such abstinence as referred to above will do less than **** all to actually repair your liver.

    If your car has bald tyres and one doesn't drive them then the thread does not re-appear, the tyres are fúcked. Further driving may render them even worse but less does not correct them.

    If your liver is in a state of ill repair after 30-40 years of alcohol abuse then 1-2 nights a week is like a raindrop falling into the ocean.

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