When I was about 14 I went with my Watford mate to the testimonial of Andy Hessenthilar, Watford Vs QPR, at Vicarage Road and decided for reasons I cannot explain to wear my Arsenal home shirt.
I think it may have been the first indication of me growing up to become an attention seeking ****. Needless to say, I got shouted at by quite a lot of sweary men
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'