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Thread: So Her Majesty will no longer be laying a wreath at the Cenotaph due to age and

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

    After all, there was a reason why every woman who ever had anything to do with Morse left him. It’s ‘cos he was a cantankerous opera bore with a gimpy leg.
    He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b

  2. #22
    I think also pulling the tweet shines a light on his cowardice.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b
    I thought he had various ladies in his past?

    Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

    Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I thought he had various ladies in his past?

    Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

    Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.
    He 'had' various ladies but only in a 'mooning around quoting poetry' style. My belief is that he was returned to his maker virgo intacto.

    (I suspect there may also have been a background hint of vomit in the Jag, from those mornings when the hangover kicked in that little bit too hard...)

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.
    It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.
    And Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in True Detective.

  7. #27
    She will be cutting back on her Roysl Ascot duties too...Gold Cup day only

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    She will be cutting back on her Roysl Ascot duties too...Gold Cup day only
    I don't want the Queen to die, t.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't want the Queen to die, t.
    Day off work all the same, two maybe.

    Win win.

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