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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Here we go.

    Casual racism from a mongrel bicycle thief.
    Are you denying that he is parochially small-minded to the point of drooling idiocy?

    Thought not. #irish

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you denying that he is parochially small-minded to the point of drooling idiocy?

    Thought not. #irish
    From the evidence in front of me I can deduce that he wants to try and avoid getting the very bad shíts and likes a Club Sandwich.

    The former I would suggest is normal and I have never had a Club Sandwich so it is hardly a character defining action of a proud son of Ireland.

    I find your aggressive, boorish attitude to all on here, with the exception of B and your little wannabe mini me Dick, to be distasteful.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    From the evidence in front of me I can deduce that he wants to try and avoid getting the very bad shíts and likes a Club Sandwich.

    The former I would suggest is normal and I have never had a Club Sandwich so it is hardly a character defining action of a proud son of Ireland.

    I find your aggressive, boorish attitude to all on here, with the exception of B and your little wannabe mini me Dick, to be distasteful.
    Has your bantz valve malfunctioned, sw?

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Has your bantz valve malfunctioned, sw?
    On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

    I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

    I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.
    That's you and peter. You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

    Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

    Eggs, two, fried.
    Sausages, three, fried.
    Bacons, several, fried.
    Chips. Fried.

    On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

    You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

    I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.
    Form an orderly queue behind Peter.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That's you and peter. You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

    Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

    Eggs, two, fried.
    Sausages, three, fried.
    Bacons, several, fried.
    Chips. Fried.

    On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

    You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.
    You need beans as a bit of chip gravy imo. And that's way too much bacon without tomato to go with it.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    You need beans as a bit of chip gravy imo. And that's way too much bacon without tomato to go with it.
    Now just hold on there a cotton-pickin' minute; you have planted the seed of an idea...

    What if there was... gravy?

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That's you and peter. You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

    Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

    Eggs, two, fried.
    Sausages, three, fried.
    Bacons, several, fried.
    Chips. Fried.

    On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

    You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.
    Hmm. I cook my sausages and bacon in the oven. I suggest you try this.

    I had lamb schwarma for lunch. It was served open with fries on the side so I added some in, rolled it up and devoured it.

    This is how you should be dining tonight given your domestic circumstances.



    Bowl of corn flakes for my tea I think.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Form an orderly queue behind Peter.
    I stand behind Pedro in no queue.

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