That's you and peter. You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?
Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:
Eggs, two, fried.
Sausages, three, fried.
Bacons, several, fried.
Chips. Fried.
On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.
You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.
Hmm. I cook my sausages and bacon in the oven. I suggest you try this.
I had lamb schwarma for lunch. It was served open with fries on the side so I added some in, rolled it up and devoured it.
This is how you should be dining tonight given your domestic circumstances.
Bowl of corn flakes for my tea I think.