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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    You really are so funny
    For some reason he removed the '*only joking' from the end because he thought it would be funnier.

    How we all laughed.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I left my daughter in an Uber for about 5 minutes recently with a driver called Muhammad as I dropped off my son at nursery.

    I felt well not racist

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    He raped her
    Oh! Well done for resisting your urges, Muhammed!

    You cannot trust them to not fall asleep, though. My Uber to the airport the other day was alarming to say the least as my driver often seemed to be driving with his eyes closed, only waking up as his tyres hit the rumble strips/cats eyes.

    This meant that I was forced to make conversation I'd really have preferred to avoid in order to keep the guy awake.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    You really are so funny
    Was the cab in sight all this time?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by bbrian View Post
    Was the cab in sight all this time?
    It shouldn't matter, you don't leave her in there
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    It shouldn't matter, you don't leave her in there
    I wouldn't leave them alone with a stranger routinely, but surely we can generally trust people not to fúck/abduct our kids?

    Anyway he seemed nice.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I wouldn't leave them alone with a stranger routinely, but surely we can generally trust people not to fúck/abduct our kids?

    Anyway he seemed nice.
    One would hope so. Here's another story.

    I was in a pub in one of the streets just south of the British Museum when a woman came in, with a child and saying "has anyone lost their child?"

    "Yes!" exclaimed another woman who had come into the pub looking for her lost child and went to claim her sprog.

    "Is this your mother?" asked the first woman to the child. "Yes" replied the kid.

    "Are you sure????" she demanded, holding the sprog back from its now-horrified mother being accused of potentially abducting her own child.

    The child confirmed and the reunion was complete. It was wierd though, that for a moment the non-parent seemed to have 'legitimate' control over the fate of the child.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    One would hope so. Here's another story.

    I was in a pub in one of the streets just south of the British Museum when a woman came in, with a child and saying "has anyone lost their child?"

    "Yes!" exclaimed another woman who had come into the pub looking for her lost child and went to claim her sprog.

    "Is this your mother?" asked the first woman to the child. "Yes" replied the kid.

    "Are you sure????" she demanded, holding the sprog back from its now-horrified mother being accused of potentially abducting her own child.

    The child confirmed and the reunion was complete. It was wierd though, that for a moment the non-parent seemed to have 'legitimate' control over the fate of the child.
    You would think in that situation the actual parent would have just produced a phone with a bazillion photos of said child. That's what happens every time i meet a parent these days

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    One would hope so. Here's another story.

    I was in a pub in one of the streets just south of the British Museum when a woman came in, with a child and saying "has anyone lost their child?"

    "Yes!" exclaimed another woman who had come into the pub looking for her lost child and went to claim her sprog.

    "Is this your mother?" asked the first woman to the child. "Yes" replied the kid.

    "Are you sure????" she demanded, holding the sprog back from its now-horrified mother being accused of potentially abducting her own child.

    The child confirmed and the reunion was complete. It was wierd though, that for a moment the non-parent seemed to have 'legitimate' control over the fate of the child.
    So the mother had come into the pub to look for her lost child?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by bbrian View Post
    Was the cab in sight all this time?
    It was out of sight for a few minutes, albeit parked in a busy car park.

    Can we really not rely on the basic decency of people not to rape our children even in extenuating circumstances?

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    It shouldn't matter, you don't leave her in there
    Im just trying to see something good in this Poks!

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