Now I've got to drive to fúcking Welsh Wales :-(

[Sir C]

ARAF! 10 characters.

I went to North Wales once. There was only one place to eat called the Golden cod. I went there for 5 days in a row

Luckily I will have my own facilities, f. I want to avoid having to interact with the locals if at all possible.

[Peter]

Luckily I will have my own facilities, f. I want to avoid having to interact with the locals if at all possible.

Whereabouts?

[Sir C]

Whereabouts?

Snowdonia. Halfway up a mountain. No TV, no phone signal, no internets. Just welshers.

[Peter]

Snowdonia. Halfway up a mountain. No TV, no phone signal, no internets. Just welshers.

Wonderful. It will be lovely, dont worry. If any Welshers approach you just charge at them shouting '**** off, Kinnock'....this tends to scare them away. Worked for me anyway.

[Sir C]

Wonderful. It will be lovely, dont worry. If any Welshers approach you just charge at them shouting '**** off, Kinnock'....this tends to scare them away. Worked for me anyway.

I have a placard which I will carry at all times which clearly states, 'My Taxes Pay Your Benefits'. I feel this will assist with clarifying my position.

[Peter]

I have a placard which I will carry at all times which clearly states, 'My Taxes Pay Your Benefits'. I feel this will assist with clarifying my position.

Yes, I think this makes the matter very clear and should resolve any misunderstanding.

[Pokster]

Yes, I think this makes the matter very clear and should resolve any misunderstanding.

Sir Charlie RIP