So what's the Lukaku chant then?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I must admit I've never met a black man who has ever found the stereotype particularly troublesome.

The Comedian Steven K Amos always used to open with that line - some racial stereotypes are good. Exactly, ladies. Big dick.

[Monty92]

Didn't Linford Christie sue a load of people for propogating the "lunchbox" nickname?

The weird thing about that, however, is that everyone could *see* he had a massive cock every time he performed. Given this was pre hate crime laws, I'm not sure what his claim actually was.

It would be like me suing someone for calling me big nose.

I must admit I've never met a black man who has ever found the stereotype particularly troublesome.

[Monty92]

We have an intercom that lets us open our flat doors (including communal door) from our phones, wherever we are in the world. So if I was in Australia and wanted to let a delivery man or tradeseman into my flat or communal area I can buzz them in from my phone.

Also no more hiding my keys underneath the car when I go for a run. Just leave them at home.

It's ruddy marvellous.

What's wrong with contactless? I can't think of a recent invention which has improved my life as much as contactless.

Brilliant.

[Ash]

We have an intercom that lets us open our flat doors (including communal door) from our phones, wherever we are in the world. So if I was in Australia and wanted to let a delivery man or tradeseman into my flat or communal area I can buzz them in from my phone.

Also no more hiding my keys underneath the car when I go for a run. Just leave them at home.

It's ruddy marvellous.

I saw Mesut's new gaff the other day. I thought the previous one looked better from the outside tbh - a unique design on the road. His new place looked similar to loads of others there. Right by the heath, though. And further away from the creepy stalker at the other end of the road of course.