So what's the Lukaku chant then?

[World's End Stella]

Don't take that tone with me pal.

I was in a pub in Churchtown recently with the family.

Now the fúcker at the bar in front of me proceeded to order coffees only which immediately had my piss boiling, then he decided to pay by card and then to further annoy me he then declined the option to pay contactless*.

But for the presence of my kids there could very well have been a scene.

*I am not a fan

What's wrong with contactless? I can't think of a recent invention which has improved my life as much as contactless.

Brilliant.