So what's the Lukaku chant then?

[World's End Stella]

Someone must be ITK.

[MickeyPearce]

He's our scoring Genius
With a 24 inch *****
Scored all our goals
With his bellend by his toes

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Kind regards

Mickey Pearce

[Sir C]

He's our scoring Genius
With a 24 inch *****
Scored all our goals
With his bellend by his toes

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Kind regards

Mickey Pearce

That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long.

The thing is a nonsense.

[Luis Anaconda]

That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long.

The thing is a nonsense.

Or he has really curled-up toes

[Sir C]

Or he has really curled-up toes

He's not bloody Turkish, la.

[Luis Anaconda]

He's not bloody Turkish, la.

He's Belgian - close enough

[Burney]

That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long.

The thing is a nonsense.

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

[Pokster]

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...

[Burney]

If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...

Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

At least that actually rhymes, unlike the northern monkeys' goals/toes attempt.