Someone must be ITK.
He's our scoring Genius With a 24 inch ***** Scored all our goals With his bellend by his toes - Kind regards Mickey Pearce
Originally Posted by MickeyPearce He's our scoring Genius With a 24 inch ***** Scored all our goals With his bellend by his toes - Kind regards Mickey Pearce That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long. The thing is a nonsense.
Originally Posted by Sir C That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long. The thing is a nonsense. Or he has really curled-up toes
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda Or he has really curled-up toes He's not bloody Turkish, la.
Originally Posted by Sir C He's not bloody Turkish, la. He's Belgian - close enough
Originally Posted by Sir C That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long. The thing is a nonsense. Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.
Originally Posted by Burney Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate. If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Originally Posted by Pokster If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside... Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?
Originally Posted by Burney Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate. At least that actually rhymes, unlike the northern monkeys' goals/toes attempt.
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