The chefs who work on hotel omelette stations irritate me

[Sir C]

Baveuse means you add parsley and stop cooking it early enough that the middle is runny.

But the bloke was right, it's still just a f*cking omelette.

Compared to - as an example - eggs benedict, which is a truly exceptional breakfast which Charles would claim to love if it had a French name.

It's not so much that you're a maniac... it's that you're a dangerous maniac.

I suppose at least after Brexit you'll be repatriated or interned

[World's End Stella]

It's not so much that you're a maniac... it's that you're a dangerous maniac.

I suppose at least after Brexit you'll be repatriated or interned

Soz Charles, with Mrs WES and the two junior WESs being English you simply can't get rid of me.

In fact, all that stands between me, citizenship and a British passport is me getting off my arse and about £400.

£400 to be British does seem awfully expensive, though.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You appear to be blissfully unaware that the word is a french vernacular to describe a fanny in a lubricious state of arousal.

No-one actually mentioned a fanny to me WES - it was a joke.

[Pat Vegas]

They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs.

And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts.

Hotels the only time I have coffee and orange juice with breakfast.

[Ash]

Hotels the only time I have coffee and orange juice with breakfast.

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

[Pat Vegas]

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

Yes but I put them in the same cup.

[Tony C]

Has anyone ever ordered one with all them toppings...never been that brave

[Luis Anaconda]

They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs.

And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts.

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

[Pat Vegas]

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

[Luis Anaconda]

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

They do the bacon one here all day now. I may settle for that