The chefs who work on hotel omelette stations irritate me

[Ash]

Hotels the only time I have coffee and orange juice with breakfast.

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

[World's End Stella]

I don't even know where to start with this.

Yes I do. A man who claims to have a knowledge of food but has never cooked, or even experienced, a correctly baveuse omelette, should hang his head in shame. He massive, bald, sweaty head.

And as for lacking the ability to spell omelette...

My head is not massive, that's my cock you're thinking of there, Dutchie.

And omelettes are merely just some cooked eggs and can therefore only be so good.

Unlike my creamed cabbage which history now shows was a thing of genius. And better yet, I have only just now thought of a way to improve it. A tidge of Dijon for depth and tiny amount of finely chopped capers to introduce a bit of acidity.

It shall be on the menu at Maison WES again this weekend. Possibly with pheasant if the locals have begun shooting them.

[Pat Vegas]

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

Yes but I put them in the same cup.

[Pokster]

I don't even know where to start with this.

Yes I do. A man who claims to have a knowledge of food but has never cooked, or even experienced, a correctly baveuse omelette, should hang his head in shame. He massive, bald, sweaty head.

And as for lacking the ability to spell omelette...

I actually think WES is the reason we voted for Brexit

[Luis Anaconda]

They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs.

And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts.

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

[Pat Vegas]

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

[Luis Anaconda]

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

They do the bacon one here all day now. I may settle for that

[Burney]

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

It is outrageous that in this day and age I can pop on a frock, insist I'm a woman and everyone has to go along with it, but I'm still persecuted by McDonald's into accepting their heteronormative idea of when I can have breakfast. We've got our prorities arse about face there and no mistake.

[Burney]

They do the bacon one here all day now. I may settle for that

The bacon one's shít, though, la.

Ironic that in Germany, they refuse to serve sausage all day.

[Luis Anaconda]

The bacon one's shít, though, la.

Ironic that in Germany, they refuse to serve sausage all day.

I was just thinking the same thing. They did do some Nuremburg wurst thing a while back - which apparently wasn't bad