The chefs who work on hotel omelette stations irritate me

[Pat Vegas]

They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs.

And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts.

Hotels the only time I have coffee and orange juice with breakfast.

[Ash]

Hotels the only time I have coffee and orange juice with breakfast.

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

[Pat Vegas]

Usually I only have coffee and orange juice for breakfast. #thatch

Yes but I put them in the same cup.