'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
What an absolute and utter joke. Amongst the many absurd and ridiculous decisions taken by Premier League chairmen this must surely rank as the most pathetic of all.
No, I don't think so. But there's the thing; I'm guessing they wanted him to manage Crystal Palace players qua Crystal Palace players, rather than as Ajax ones.
A brave decision but ending the thing quickly serves both parties well, I reckon; he can say there obviously wasn't enough time.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."