Reply With QuoteI fell asleep on the sofa t'other night, with my contacts in. Then awoke with dry eyes which made removing them difficult.
I had chopped red chili earlier in the evening whilst preparing Peruvian chicken.
Originally Posted by SWv2
Not had a pint in over 30 yrs
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
I fell asleep on the sofa t'other night, with my contacts in. Then awoke with dry eyes which made removing them difficult.
I had chopped red chili earlier in the evening whilst preparing Peruvian chicken.
A top shelf man eh? Boyish imo
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Either that or a helpless alcoholic.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Ah, I see. Right.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Oh Peruvian chicken eh? Well excuse the rest of us peasants who only have access to locally produced chicken and how very splendid you are to be able to have yours shipped if from Peru - ya big pretentious mock yanqi tosser ye are!
I have left out an possibly important piece of information
Before I had kip I had polished off a Hagen Daz, and I don't have sugar usually.
Hey Herb, I know you're stupid so I'll type this real slow for ya, ya daft *******.
Peruvian chicken is the recipe, it uses British chicken, and herbs and spices commonly used in Peru. Peru is a country. Just an FYI
Aw gee WES ... and there was me thinking you really had chickens sent over from Peru.
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