Being serious for a second. it's actually legitimately getting on my nerves now

[Pat Vegas]

Do you find her attractive? I mean....all things considered....would you?

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

You don't find her attractive, you find her annoying, she is new so you are not her friend and your boss has noticed.

You can let it play out but you may not be in control or, you could record your interactions and keep them for the inevitable meeting with your HR department.

Of course, you could just be honest with her..... in a nice way of course. I suspect if you both go for a coffee, she might lighten up

[Burney]

You don't find her attractive, you find her annoying, she is new so you are not her friend and your boss has noticed.

You can let it play out but you may not be in control or, you could record your interactions and keep them for the inevitable meeting with your HR department.

Of course, you could just be honest with her..... in a nice way of course. I suspect if you both go for a coffee, she might lighten up

I would suggest that, if the aim is to avoid trouble, the very last thing you ought to risk is being alone with her in any context.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I would suggest that, if the aim is to avoid trouble, the very last thing you ought to risk is being alone with her in any context.

I was going for the Fash will bore her to death angle and that, as they say, will be that.

[Peter]

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

[Pat Vegas]

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

might work every other bloke in the office is.

[Peter]

might work every other bloke in the office is.

Ah, so it might create a very different problem for you.

Ok, the nuclear option- say you have herpes.

[Pat Vegas]

Ah, so it might create a very different problem for you.

Ok, the nuclear option- say you have herpes.

I feel more disappointed that the gay fellas don't try it on with me.

[Sir C]

I feel more disappointed that the gay fellas don't try it on with me.

None of my gay friends fancy me

Except one, maybe, but he's the most appalling **** with no standards whatsoever

[Maravilloso Marvo]

None of my gay friends fancy me

Except one, maybe, but he's the most appalling **** with no standards whatsoever

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