Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk
She quite clearly yearns for your manhood, f. The best way to deal with this situation is to take her roughly from behind in the stationery cupboard. Don't take any notice if she appears to be unwilling; in these cases, 'no' most defintely means 'yes'.