Reply With QuoteA lady does not fart, b. Why, do you imagine Her Majesty expels flatus? No. She has a chap to do that sort of thing for her.Originally Posted by Burney
Apparently, sometimes when a lady farts in a sitting position, the fart goes up her fanny.
Apparently, sometimes when a lady farts in a sitting position, the fart goes up her fanny.
A lady does not fart, b. Why, do you imagine Her Majesty expels flatus? No. She has a chap to do that sort of thing for her.Apparently, sometimes when a lady farts in a sitting position, the fart goes up her fanny.
Trust me, I did not seek this information. It came to me wholly unbidden. And yet it is, apparently, true.
The other day I thought I had a lot of wind.Apparently, sometimes when a lady farts in a sitting position, the fart goes up her fanny.
I went to the toilet to release these big windy farts, mid fart I did a poo that came flying out like a bullet.
It was amazing.
Gosh. Did it ricochet off the porcelain, f?
It made a tremendous sound like a thunk sound.
and not much wiping to do
My word.
and not much wiping to do
Pic?
There lies the answer to the Phantom ****ter Mystery
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Clean as a whistle, eh? More like a pellet than a proper poo. I've always thought that would make life easier if we could just shīt like rabbits.
and not much wiping to do
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