The fire brigade are now saying this bloody fire's going to take another 4-6 hours

[Burney]

to put out. It's going to make my journey home a right pain.

How hard is it to put out a fire, ffs? The fùcking thing's right next to a river.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-41107349

[Sir C]

to put out. It's going to make my journey home a right pain.

How hard is it to put out a fire, ffs? The fùcking thing's right next to a river.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-41107349

Touch of the jewish lightning, is it?

[Burney]

Touch of the jewish lightning, is it?

I should bleeding well say so, yes. He's giving it crocodile tears in the press, of course, but I'm not buying it. There was never anyone in there. No way could he have been making a profit.

[Pat Vegas]

I should bleeding well say so, yes. He's giving it crocodile tears in the press, of course, but I'm not buying it. There was never anyone in there. No way could he have been making a profit.

This is something I always wonder about. Especially when I visit smaller towns you see these very particular shops and wonder how they exist.

For example I saw a fancy dress shop in Hertford. Is there really that much demand for it?

[Burney]

This is something I always wonder about. Especially when I visit smaller towns you see these very particular shops and wonder how they exist.

For example I saw a fancy dress shop in Hertford. Is there really that much demand for it?

That's the one right next to my favourite pub The Old Cross Tavern! I shall take you there. There's no music, a roaring fire, wooden seats, a range of ales and pork pies and Scotch eggs under a clear plastic hood are the only concession to catering. I love it.

I've no idea about demand. I've never been to a fancy dress party in my life.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That's the one right next to my favourite pub The Old Cross Tavern! I shall take you there. There's no music, a roaring fire, wooden seats, a range of ales and pork pies and Scotch eggs under a clear plastic hood are the only concession to catering. I love it.

I've no idea about demand. I've never been to a fancy dress party in my life.

I thought you went to one dressed as C3P0

[Burney]

I thought you went to one dressed as C3P0

No. My parents bought me that outfit as a child - along with a lightsaber.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

No. My parents bought me that outfit as a child - along with a lightsaber.

I had a light saber too
Was very disappointed to find it was just an illuminated plastic tube and not the real deadly deal

[Burney]

I had a light saber too
Was very disappointed to find it was just an illuminated plastic tube and not the real deadly deal

Yeah, but at least you didn't have to wave yours about while dressed as C-fücking-3PO.

What gets me is that they must have looked at a Darth Vader outfit as well and STILL they went for the gay gold robot instead.

[Ash]

This is something I always wonder about. Especially when I visit smaller towns you see these very particular shops and wonder how they exist.

For example I saw a fancy dress shop in Hertford. Is there really that much demand for it?

Fancy dress hire is a money laundering opportunity.