So, realistic predictions for this momentous super Thursday transfer deadline day.

[Peter]

So by that logic we should expect Ozil to leave today as well?

No. Nobody wants him. Makes it much harder to sell him.

We can keep one of them but not both. May as well keep the one who isn't worth much.

Anyway, Monty is going to convince him to sign a new deal.

[Sir C]

No. Nobody wants him. Makes it much harder to sell him.

We can keep one of them but not both. May as well keep the one who isn't worth much.

Anyway, Monty is going to convince him to sign a new deal.

No one wants Mesut Ozil? Um, are we talking about the same Mesut Ozil?

[SWv2]

No one wants Mesut Ozil? Um, are we talking about the same Mesut Ozil?

It is very sad but it does appear to be the case. Unbelievable really.

A Turkish club mentioned months ago, BVB a few days ago.

[Sir C]

It is very sad but it does appear to be the case. Unbelievable really.

A Turkish club mentioned months ago, BVB a few days ago.

That's simply madness. He's... good and that.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That's simply madness. He's... good and that.

He is enigmatically good
In spades

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sanchez, will go.

We won't sign anybody, or some weird loan.

Kim Kallstrum was a laugh
A Swede with an injured back

[Peter]

No one wants Mesut Ozil? Um, are we talking about the same Mesut Ozil?

He has received about as much interest as Theo Walcott.

Remember, the public perception is that Ozil is a useless, lazy **** who doesn't care. It is his fault when a defender treads on the ball, or another midfielder appears at the opposition corner flag when we lose the ball on the edge of our own box.

Lazy, you see. A luxury player.

[Sir C]

He has received about as much interest as Theo Walcott.

Remember, the public perception is that Ozil is a useless, lazy **** who doesn't care. It is his fault when a defender treads on the ball, or another midfielder appears at the opposition corner flag when we lose the ball on the edge of our own box.

Lazy, you see. A luxury player.

He wouldn't be bought by a member of the public though, surely? That would be just silly. What would you do, have him mow the lawn or something? No, I'm reasonably sure he'd be bought by a football club, and they've got people who know stuff about football.

[Monty92]

He has received about as much interest as Theo Walcott.

Remember, the public perception is that Ozil is a useless, lazy **** who doesn't care. It is his fault when a defender treads on the ball, or another midfielder appears at the opposition corner flag when we lose the ball on the edge of our own box.

Lazy, you see. A luxury player.

That pass Ramsey gave him at Liverpool when he had it nicked off his toes. You could see Ozil look at him as if to say "are you serious?". Ozil then, quite blatantly, allowed himself to be tackled to press home the point.

Bodes well for team spirit

[redgunamo]

That pass Ramsey gave him at Liverpool when he had it nicked off his toes. You could see Ozil look at him as if to say "are you serious?". Ozil then, quite blatantly, allowed himself to be tackled to press home the point.

Bodes well for team spirit

This is why Wenger never buys players based on their performances for their country; club football is work, whereas internationals essentially means a kickabout with your mates you've played football with all your life, after work.