So, realistic predictions for this momentous super Thursday transfer deadline day.

[SWv2]

I expect Sanchez to leave.

I then expect Sterling, Seri, Draxler, Mahrez, van Dijk and one surprise to arrive.

Arsene shall smile, Monty shall chastise us all for a lack of faith and Dutch will make a stance against crude language.

I shall have a lentil curry and naan for lunch.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I expect Sanchez to leave.

I then expect Sterling, Seri, Draxler, Mahrez, van Dijk and one surprise to arrive.

Arsene shall smile, Monty shall chastise us all for a lack of faith and Dutch will make a stance against crude language.

I shall have a lentil curry and naan for lunch.

Gone off the idea of Goretzka then, SW?

[SWv2]

Gone off the idea of Goretzka then, SW?

No but he would be unrealistic given the alleged interest from other clubs. He is destined for much bigger things than N5.

Far be it from me to criticise AW’s transfer dealings, nor indeed knowledge of footballers, but the lad Krykowiach would have seemed absolutely fúcking ideal as a midfield bolster but I assume we were not interested.

I would have expected his name to come up in our negotiations with PSG on Draxler.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

No but he would be unrealistic given the alleged interest from other clubs. He is destined for much bigger things than N5.

Far be it from me to criticise AW’s transfer dealings, nor indeed knowledge of footballers, but the lad Krykowiach would have seemed absolutely fúcking ideal as a midfield bolster but I assume we were not interested.

Coq's back from being injuredy internal solutions.

[SWv2]

Coq's back from being injuredy internal solutions.

We're skint anyway according to Ornstein who normally knows his onions.

Can't wait to hear from Wes on this one.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

We're skint anyway according to Ornstein who normally knows his onions.

Can't wait to hear from Wes on this one.

I'm trying to work out how we can be skint. I have pieced together fragments from memory to form an opinion that fits my mood. A couple of years ago we had over £200M in reserve and £50M a year coming in from TV on top of the most expensive ticket prices in football. I can't believe that we have spunked it all on players?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Joe Ledley to come in. Santi Cazorla fitness update "he will be like a new signing".

Sanchez and Lucas out.

[Burney]

I expect Sanchez to leave.

I then expect Sterling, Seri, Draxler, Mahrez, van Dijk and one surprise to arrive.

Arsene shall smile, Monty shall chastise us all for a lack of faith and Dutch will make a stance against crude language.

I shall have a lentil curry and naan for lunch.

I just want it to be over. The transfer window is shít.

[PSRB]

I just want it to be over. The transfer window is shít.

We did sign one of Europe's most coveted strikers, everyone does appear to have rather forgotten that. Plus that rather large LB

[Burney]

We did sign one of Europe's most coveted strikers, everyone does appear to have rather forgotten that. Plus that rather large LB

Yes, but it's been categorically proven after three games that he's shít, psrb. Do try and keep up!