Geoff has spoken. Apparently he's heard from a couple of trustworthy sources that

[devongunner]

Bale imo. 10 characters

though if Oxlade goes to Liverpool perhaps we can get Lemar

Draxler AND Lemar plus Carvalho and Van Dijk

[Peter]

Sounds plausible to me, f. You're clearly ITK and I'm putting this rumour on the Twitters.

Lets be honest. If we were planning on anything big you would know the rumours by now so we clearly aren't.

I think Mahrez is quite likely, possibly a pointless Lemar bid. I would be surprised if he bought more than one and I think it is highly likely we wont buy anyone, particularly if Sanchez stays. We are going to have Our hands full trying to shift Sanchez and Ox tomorrow.

[The Rob2]

Funds are a major issue for the club at the moment and there is no cash available for new signings. No detail on why but you have to wonder if Kroenke is the man to lead the club. Perhaps that new contract for Arsene is because he'll tow the party line when others would tell him to **** off?

well where the ****'s it gone Rich? We were minted last time I checked

[Ash]

well where the ****'s it gone Rich? We were minted last time I checked

Either Stan's trousered it or they've spunked it all on the players' wages.

Or the story is bollix, of course.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Either Stan's trousered it or they've spunked it all on the players' wages.

Or the story is bollix, of course.

Shirley, that new ranch must have cost a few bob. Are director loans still legal?

[Tony C]

Ross Barkley

African Player of the Year

[Tony C]

We're probably skint but by today's standards imo

[Ash]

Shirley, that new ranch must have cost a few bob. Are director loans still legal?

I didn't think he was able to take money out like that on the quiet, tbh.

[Ash]

We're probably skint but by today's standards imo

Actually it could be a pretty shrood rumour to be be spreading, given that the price of a player rises to meet the size of your wallet.

[redgunamo]

Actually it could be a pretty shrood rumour to be be spreading, given that the price of a player rises to meet the size of your wallet.

Not really, because nobody would believe it; they just wouldn't sell.