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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Shít footballer sadly.
    Hmm, **** finisher, not bad footballer, imo

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Good footballer, **** striker.

    As red suggested, stick him at wing back.
    And now the Ox is off, we could even return Lacazette to his best position.

    On the pitch, I mean. Not the bench.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    He is like the bastárd son of a deviant sexual liaison between Steve Bould and Franco Baresi compared to Silvestre.

    He is an average steady PL experienced defender, and relatively speaking he is cheap. Essentially a perfect 4th choice for the sides who are reported to be looking at signing him.

    Dirty prod mind you.
    What is your issue with Prods?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    He thinks he's like a fifty million pound striker.

    In fairness, I like #Welbz too.
    I kind of like Welbz. He is an honest lad and gives it a go. Just not that good when he gets in to the box.

    Mind, not really a Wenger type of player at all
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    What is your issue with Prods?
    None.

    Just would not trust one in the centre of my defence*


    *or anywhere else for that matter

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    I kind of like Welbz. He is an honest lad and gives it a go. Just not that good when he gets in to the box.

    Mind, not really a Wenger type of player at all
    Surely you can see the slight issue here when the best you can say about a multi million pound earning professional footballer, one who is entrusted by the manager on occasion to be our central attacking threat, our bayonet if you will, is that “He is an honest lad and gives it a go”.

    He is not fat Tony from the Dog and Duck second 11.

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Surely you can see the slight issue here when the best you can say about a multi million pound earning professional footballer, one who is entrusted by the manager on occasion to be our central attacking threat, our bayonet if you will, is that “He is an honest lad and gives it a go”.

    He is not fat Tony from the Dog and Duck second 11.
    At the moment though, within the context of our team, that tribute carries some real meaning, or weight.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    At the moment though, within the context of our team, that tribute carries some real meaning, or weight.
    Our players are largely ****s though, let’s call a spade a spade (no offence there big man).

    Welbeck – runs around, when you get sick of him running around you realise he is in all reality not very good.
    Walcott – runs very fast in a straight line, then etc …
    Giroud – useful the odd time as a sub, play him more regularly and his glaring deficiencies become more glaring, in essence a ****. And that is before any of his mirror**** tendencies.
    Chamberlain – see Walcott
    Ramsey – increasingly appears to be confused as to how to be a midfielder, or is simply carrying out orders.
    Xhaka – attempts a backheel to his own keeper from inside the 6 yard box.
    Evans – ex United
    Sterling – too fertile or too stupid
    Cech – the hat
    Bellerin – the stupid hair, can't defend, another fast runner in a straight line

    It is increasingly difficult to actually like any of them.

  9. #39

    Ahh, we'll love them all when they win the Prem/Europa double in May.

    So, that's that then


    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Our players are largely ****s though, let’s call a spade a spade (no offence there big man).

    Welbeck – runs around, when you get sick of him running around you realise he is in all reality not very good.
    Walcott – runs very fast in a straight line, then etc …
    Giroud – useful the odd time as a sub, play him more regularly and his glaring deficiencies become more glaring, in essence a ****. And that is before any of his mirror**** tendencies.
    Chamberlain – see Walcott
    Ramsey – increasingly appears to be confused as to how to be a midfielder, or is simply carrying out orders.
    Xhaka – attempts a backheel to his own keeper from inside the 6 yard box.
    Evans – ex United
    Sterling – too fertile or too stupid
    Cech – the hat
    Bellerin – the stupid hair, can't defend, another fast runner in a straight line

    It is increasingly difficult to actually like any of them.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Ahh, we'll love them all when they win the Prem/Europa double in May.
    Thanks R



    For the record I don't think we need to actually like our players, we are not 12 after all.
    Last edited by SWv2; 08-29-2017 at 03:58 PM.

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