I see Friday's nights Westminster incident was reported in a strange way.

[Sir C]

Yup. Perspicacity points for you imo.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...-a7917256.html

I clearly have my finger on the pulse.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I also saw the token article about the dancing policeman

I prefer the ones who would dance awkwardly with a Rustie Lee type on each arm on News At Ten

[Burney]

I prefer the ones who would dance awkwardly with a Rustie Lee type on each arm on News At Ten

It always consoles me that these ingratiating pricks will hopefully end the weekend wearing a bottle or half-brick that's been lobbed at them by a somewhat less telegenic black person.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

It always consoles me that these ingratiating pricks will hopefully end the weekend wearing a bottle or half-brick that's been lobbed at them by a somewhat less telegenic black person.

With luck they will come away with a broken nose and a few missing teeth

Can you imagine a copper doing that dance with the folded arms at the Moscow carnival ?
Or a smiling one in Dortmund ?

[redgunamo]

I'd have him instantly thrown off the force for being a cùnt.

Don't the police realise that people need to be scared of them for them to be effective? Being everyone's chum isn't their job.

It's actually charming how a certain sort is convinced darkies are terrified of the police. I've been accused of being a bluebottle far more often than I've been threatened with, or by, them