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    I've shown patience in the past, but that was unacceptable and disgusting.

    He shagged his own aunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He shagged his own aunt
    To be fair, if any of my aunts had looked like that I'd have considered it.

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    I'm dismayed by the him being such a dull fellow that any concept of post coital pillow talk would surely have put her to sleep in an instant.
    He must fall into the category of men who women would love to shag but never go out with on a dinner date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    I'm dismayed by the him being such a dull fellow that any concept of post coital pillow talk would surely have put her to sleep in an instant.
    He must fall into the category of men who women would love to shag but never go out with on a dinner date.
    Well he's a northerner, isn't he? They're not exactly known for their sparkling wit and repartee okster:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well he's a northerner, isn't he? They're not exactly known for their sparkling wit and repartee okster:
    He's also as thick as two short planks. Someone pointed out that if a female character had been written as similarly tottified, thick and hapless, The Guardian would be screaming sexism from the rooftops.

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    And have you noticed 7, that such men are usually possessed of

    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    I'm dismayed by the him being such a dull fellow that any concept of post coital pillow talk would surely have put her to sleep in an instant.
    He must fall into the category of men who women would love to shag but never go out with on a dinner date.
    an absurdly large cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    an absurdly large cock?
    I believe you'll find that Tormund Giantsbane actually pointed out how small Jon's tadger was after he'd come back from the dead. Pretty much the first thing he said to him in fact.

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    Oh dear. And Didn't Cersei say something about Daenerys having a "**** like a dragon's mouth" in series 5?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I believe you'll find that Tormund Giantsbane actually pointed out how small Jon's tadger was after he'd come back from the dead. Pretty much the first thing he said to him in fact.
    Well, it is cold up there by the wall
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    I'm dismayed by the him being such a dull fellow that any concept of post coital pillow talk would surely have put her to sleep in an instant.
    He must fall into the category of men who women would love to shag but never go out with on a dinner date.
    I think a lot of guys would quite like that label....
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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