Hello HoddGooner the silent online lurker

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He signs on just to lurk
Perhaps he is a Turk
Never says a word
When will he be heard ?

[Pat Vegas]

He signs on just to lurk
Perhaps he is a Turk
Never says a word
When will he be heard ?

I am awaiting the debut of our new signing muslimmatrimony

[Sir C]

He signs on just to lurk
Perhaps he is a Turk
Never says a word
When will he be heard ?

HoddGooner? Is he an admirer of Glenda?

[Pat Vegas]

HoddGooner? Is he an admirer of Glenda?

Can he carry the load?

[Sir C]

Can he carry the load?

Can he shoot his load, accurately, whilst ona bicycle or escalator?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

HoddGooner? Is he an admirer of Glenda?

I think he carries bricks

He is on now
Posting nowhere but looking
Signing in to lurk

[Burney]

He signs on just to lurk
Perhaps he is a Turk
Never says a word
When will he be heard ?

He only lives down the road from me.

[Burney]

Can he shoot his load, accurately, whilst ona bicycle or escalator?

I'm thinking stuntwànking could be a great new sport. Points will be awarded for speed, level of difficulty and accuracy.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm thinking stuntwànking could be a great new sport. Points will be awarded for speed, level of difficulty and accuracy.

How will we do with false starts and performing enhancing drugs?

Actually it would be a fun way to start a 100m race. instead of a starter pistol have some official giving it a good go.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I'm thinking stuntwànking could be a great new sport. Points will be awarded for speed, level of difficulty and accuracy.

The top of a step-ladder appeals as a starting point
Not that I have given it too much thought