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Thread: Segregated train carriages to protect women from sexual assault?

  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    not the same thing but I jizzed on someones sofa by accident once.

    I was sleeping on the sofa and had a wet dream. Which I've maybe had twice in my life.
    Good heavens, f! Were you naked? If not, how did the emission make its way to the sofa?

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Actually I also know a woman who was spaffed on as she was walking up an escalator on the tube. I can't help respecting a man so committed to his deviancy that he's able to bring himself off while standing on a moving staircase.
    Where do you meet all these victims, m?

    They're neurotic fantasists, you know.

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Good heavens, f! Were you naked? If not, how did the emission make its way to the sofa?
    I can see how that could happen. It does have a nasty habit of getting everywhere, especially if you aren't able to contain it quickly.

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Actually I also know a woman who was spaffed on as she was walking up an escalator on the tube. I can't help respecting a man so committed to his deviancy that he's able to bring himself off while standing on a moving staircase.
    These people must be on a constant hair-trigger, mustn't they? It would take me a lot longer than the duration of an escalator journey to achieve orgasm. Hell, achieving erection would be enough of a struggle.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I can see how that could happen. It does have a nasty habit of getting everywhere, especially if you aren't able to contain it quickly.
    Such a persistent and distinctive stain as well.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Where do you meet all these victims, m?

    They're neurotic fantasists, you know.
    I assumed the same until I started speaking to women who aren't totally mental

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Actually I also know a woman who was spaffed on as she was walking up an escalator on the tube. I can't help respecting a man so committed to his deviancy that he's able to bring himself off while standing on a moving staircase.
    Actually, it would be more impressive if he got her as she was travelling up and he down in a sort of drive-by shooting type affair.

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    These people must be on a constant hair-trigger, mustn't they? It would take me a lot longer than the duration of an escalator journey to achieve orgasm. Hell, achieving erection would be enough of a struggle.
    Maybe he reaches climax at home, then just holds the tip until he finds a victim.

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Maybe he reaches climax at home, then just holds the tip until he finds a victim.
    A bulldog clip would help in this situation

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Good heavens, f! Were you naked? If not, how did the emission make its way to the sofa?
    I was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.

    then I couldn't decide what to do.

    Also then later I went into the bathroom and I some how managed to make the glass shelf fall off and smash
    It was some girl I knew who was 'looking after' the place for some bloke she knew

    complete mayhem. obviously it didn't go exactly how I planned as I was on the sofa.

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