Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I'm remembering the one who did the interpretive dance because someone jizzed on her on the Tube.
not the same thing but I jizzed on someones sofa by accident once.

I was sleeping on the sofa and had a wet dream. Which I've maybe had twice in my life.

and different time I peed out the window as I couldn't go to the bathroom as I was scared of the dog.