Builder types: What's so valuable or special about spirit levels?

[Pat Vegas]

There is a gap for FashBurger

No sales because nobody can decide what they want

Welcome to Fashburger where Fash is King.
What can we have on the menu?

Fashfingers? Fillet O'Fash which is an Irish fish dish served on Fridays.

Every 5 burgers you get 'Fashback' which is my loyalty scheme.

Our meal deal is called the Fash-onplate.

[Pat Vegas]

Sounds like a Reggie Perrin innovation.

We have those in sachets they will cost 10p

[Viva Prat Vegas]

We have those in sachets they will cost 10p

Reggie Perrins sauce

Great !
Super

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sounds like a Reggie Perrin innovation.

A student ordered a MCDonalds burger on one of those new machines where you can take out what you want your burger to go without

She took out :

the tomato
the lettuce
the goo
the cheese
the patty and the bun

She was charged 99p for a nothing burger

[Ash]

She was charged 99p for a nothing burger

aka a CNN fake news russiagate story

[Burney]

Welcome to Fashburger where Fash is King.
What can we have on the menu?

Fashfingers? Fillet O'Fash which is an Irish fish dish served on Fridays.

Every 5 burgers you get 'Fashback' which is my loyalty scheme.

Our meal deal is called the Fash-onplate.

Bangers 'n Fash, which is sausages served by John Fashanu shouting 'AWOOGA!'.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Welcome to Fashburger where Fash is King.
What can we have on the menu?

Fashfingers? Fillet O'Fash which is an Irish fish dish served on Fridays.

Every 5 burgers you get 'Fashback' which is my loyalty scheme.

Our meal deal is called the Fash-onplate.

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

[Pat Vegas]

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

Would you like and Fashbrowns?

[Burney]

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

Fash Browns on the breakfast menu. These are hash browns served by John Fashanu shouting 'AWOOGA!'

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Fash Browns on the breakfast menu. These are hash browns served by John Fashanu shouting 'AWOOGA!'

Why do I think the only waitress at FashBurgers is John Fashanu ?