Those pesky Russkies were supposed to be starting WWlll by wandering into Lithuania. China was supposed to be starting WWlll by nicking Japanese seas, or something. Then there was the whole Saudi Arabia and Iran thing, not to mention Turkey getting arsey with everyone.

Fúck. All. Happens.

If someone's going to do it I wish they'd get the fúck on with it, because it's all becoming dull. Dull, dull, dull.