I'm in Glasgow, yes, f*cking Glasgow, the greyest city in the world

[Pat Vegas]

No, your average shopkeeper will gladly take it once you point out them in a polite manner that the money is sterling.

A common problem back in the day.

Not to be confused with Stirling

[SWv2]

Not to be confused with Stirling

I used to regularly go to Clydebank on work / business duties. Wes can count himself lucky as relative to my experiences he is in Las Vegas.

Bradford also.

[eastgermanautos]

I've disliked scotch currency since a day in my youth when I got into an altercation with a scotchman after he overheard me make some disparaging remark in response to a friend of mine claiming that the Highland clearances had 'destroyed Scottish culture'. I opined that Scottish culture at that time consisted of living on a hillside and shagging your sister. Our scotch friend took umbrage at this, got up and started waving a scotch fiver in my face and claiming that people like me would 'turn the place intae fùckin' Bosnia' or some such guttural nonsense. All very ugly and unnecessary, of course, but that's the scotch for you.

You should have bought him off with some haggis, my friend. That's how I roll.