Arsenal player and I must say I agree. The reason Wenger never tried to secure the services of Frank Ribery, for example, is because his face looks like it caught fire and was out out with a shovel. Being aesthetically pleasing is, I feel, more important than silverware which is why I must call for Wenger's own resignation.

This ugly, cadaverous old man ruins our look with his crooked teeth and saggy wrinkled throat. Consider the contrast with the handsome young gun at Huddersfield, David Wagner, who in addition to being a bit of a dish, is really quite trendy and exudes the energy and dynamism of a man in his prime.

Wenger out! Wagner in!