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Thread: Surely the best season of GOT so far ?

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    The series / concept is too far gone for me to give a critical appraisal of without sounding like I am winging it.

    It does appear to have rather gripped a lot of people I have to say, based on office based conversations between normally rational chaps.
    For what it is, it's good. It's earthy enough not to turn off people like me who find Tolkien-type stuff laughable, while it's mystical and dragony enough to suck in the spoddy types like Sir C who love that sort of shīt.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    That is the problem about the Welsh Dragons having a lack of match practice, they p;ay the pre season friendly games and then when they play a battle hardened team they are shocked... niave defending from the fire breathers imo
    They should send in two dragons first to take out the ack ack. THEN they can steam in at their leisure.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They very cleverly started the first couple of series with lots and lots of barenaked chicks, which got lots of people on the hook.

    They seem to have given up on the tits now, sadly.
    I'm hopeful we'll get another eyeful of old Dragon**** before the series is out.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They should send in two dragons first to take out the ack ack. THEN they can steam in at their leisure.
    The fact that one of the dragons seemed to be playing in the wrong position made me think AW had been coaching them
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They should send in two dragons first to take out the ack ack. THEN they can steam in at their leisure.
    Like Typhoons in the Falaise Gap.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm hopeful we'll get another eyeful of old Dragon**** before the series is out.
    She had it written into her contract a couple of seasons ago that she doesn't have to drop 'em out any more.

    Miserable bitch.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    She had it written into her contract a couple of seasons ago that she doesn't have to drop 'em out any more.

    Miserable bitch.
    Yes, but come on! She and Jon are clearly going to do the nasty. That's narratively significant and you can't have it happening off screen.

    Anything less than her getting a graphic rogering will be very distressing.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes, but come on! She and Jon are clearly going to do the nasty. That's narratively significant and you can't have it happening off screen.

    Anything less than her getting a graphic rogering will be very distressing.
    They might do it mystically. A sort of Vulcan mind-meld, but with genitals.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Meanwhile – dragons, characters who look like the bad fúckers from the third Lord of The Rings movie, dead dragons being pulled with what look like remarkable ease from icy waters, then becoming alive again.
    What you will have missed from the context there is that the dragon did not come alive again, as such, as become undead. There is a subtle distinction. These characters who look like the bad fúckers from the third Lord of The Rings movie are a zombie army of undead, or wights as they are known, and their corpses are animated by a cadre of generals known as the White Walkers, lead by a supreme badass known as the Night King (the dude on the horse dispensing the anti-dragon artillery).

    When a corpse is re-animated as a wight in control of the White Walkers, it's eyes open with an icy blue glow and the feckers are incredibly hard to kill and keep being brought back to life anyway. Losing one of her three dragons was bad enough for Daenarys, the Khaleesi, Queen of the Andals and Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms known to some as 'the blonde chick', but having one now under the control of the enemy and practically invincible is a Big Problem.

    The weakness of this zombie army, as we discovered earlier in last night's epidode, is that if you take out a White Walker (only possible with special weapons) this may cause the wights under their control to basically dissolve. Maybe if you take out the Night King himself, the whole lot will melt, as you will remember that Sauron's army did in LOTR when the source of his power was destroyed. So basically they should hire a couple of hobbits to sneak up and stab him with a dragonglass blade.

    In case you were wondering when nine blokes (nine, eh, that might be familiar) were taking on a mighty fùcking army, their plan (bit mad really) was to go beyond The Wall (Scotland basically, but worse) and bring back a wight alive in order to persude all the human factions warring among themselves that they should unite against the common enemy. As plans go it paid a high price.

    Hope this helps

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    What you will have missed from the context there is that the dragon did not come alive again, as such, as become undead. There is a subtle distinction. These characters who look like the bad fúckers from the third Lord of The Rings movie are a zombie army of undead, or wights as they are known, and their corpses are animated by a cadre of generals known as the White Walkers, lead by a supreme badass known as the Night King (the dude on the horse dispensing the anti-dragon artillery).

    When a corpse is re-animated as a wight in control of the White Walkers, it's eyes open with an icy blue glow and the feckers are incredibly hard to kill and keep being brought back to life anyway. Losing one of her three dragons was bad enough for Daenarys, the Khaleesi, Queen of the Andals and Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms known to some as 'the blonde chick', but having one now under the control of the enemy and practically invincible is a Big Problem.

    The weakness of this zombie army, as we discovered earlier in last night's epidode, is that if you take out a White Walker (only possible with special weapons) this may cause the wights under their control to basically dissolve. Maybe if you take out the Night King himself, the whole lot will melt, as you will remember that Sauron's army did in LOTR when the source of his power was destroyed. So basically they should hire a couple of hobbits to sneak up and stab him with a dragonglass blade.

    In case you were wondering when nine blokes (nine, eh, that might be familiar) were taking on a mighty fùcking army, their plan (bit mad really) was to go beyond The Wall (Scotland basically, but worse) and bring back a wight alive in order to persude all the human factions warring among themselves that they should unite against the common enemy. As plans go it paid a high price.

    Hope this helps
    Fúcking hell, when you put it like that, you remind me that headgear must be glued to it, pair of dice in one hand and cock in the other

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