In this new climate, it may be worth us all clarifying the insults that we personally

[SWv2]

consider hate speech and may be inclined to report to the authorities.

Other than references to the size of my nose, the main trigger points for me are likely to be:
1) Calling me an Islamophobe (ironic, see?)
2) Claiming Wenger was wrong to say 4th place is like a trophy
3) Any suggestion that I comb my chest hair

Other than that, you can pretty much fill your boots.

What about ridiculing your ability to bench?

[Monty92]

What about ridiculing your ability to bench?

You mean ridiculing the pathetic weight I can bench, or ridiculing the fact that I bench at all?

Either way, enjoy getting arse-raped in Gaol, my friend.

[Ash]

You mean ridiculing the pathetic weight I can bench, or ridiculing the fact that I bench at all?

Either way, enjoy getting arse-raped in Gaol, my friend.

The use of the word 'bench' as a verb is pretty fùckin offensive to me, my friend.

Watch it, both of you.

[SWv2]

The use of the word 'bench' as a verb is pretty fùckin offensive to me, my friend.

Watch it, both of you.

Do you have a problem with benches?