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Thread: At what point in your life did you actually thought you actually look like a

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Do you feel like a man now, P?
    Man I feel like a woman
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings
    I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.
    Blood stained chopper in hand
    A look of malevolence on his tear stained face
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Blood stained chopper in hand
    A look of malevolence on his tear stained face
    Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.
    ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.
    Those things smell terrible, though.

    Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Those things smell terrible, though.

    Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.
    I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
    No need to go to the Gents whatsoever
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    No need to go to the Gents whatsoever
    Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.
    Rivers of piss ?
    Disgusting sounds from the rear ?
    Belching ?
    Empty soap dispensers ?
    Broken hand driers ?

    I prefer to use the Ladies
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    man, or felt like a man?

    Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

    I still feel like a teenager
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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