You realise you could now be arrested for

[Peter]

calling monty a big-nosed **** on here?

It won't change the fact that he's a big-nosed ****, of course.

So don't call him that.

What about tree fellers? Is that still ok?

[Sir C]

So don't call him that.

What about tree fellers? Is that still ok?

I like calling him that. It's the only leisure activity I can afford, what with paying about 112% of my income in taxation to try to make up for that one-eyed scotch ****'s determination to buy votes by hurling wads of cash at lazy *******s and foreigners.