Monty's right, though, isn't he? It takes a special kind of stupid to look at

[Burney]

Certainly. They will just start nicking vans instead. Not sure why they don’t do this anyway. Hiring a van is a pain in the arse. You have to talk to working class people, appear knowledgeable about things like wheel base and load capacity, cough up a nice few quid and then return the bloody thing at an ungodly hour, usually in some godforsaken ****hole.

Imagine bottling your terrorist assault and having to return the van the next day. How embarrassing.

The last time I hired one, it was all done by computer and left in a special place and I was given a code to unlock it. Didn't have to speak to a single common person.

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

[Pat Vegas]

No, it's like Red Action or ArsenalFanTV, isn't it; at least doing something is better than doing nothing.

I disagree Red. People like ArsenalFanTV are ruining football.
Everyone is negative about everything if it's not moaning about Trump it's moaning about Wenger.

I love a moan but ArsenalFanTv are now the face of arsenal fans and no wonder people think we are a bunch of pricks.

[Peter]

The last time I hired one, it was all done by computer and left in a special place and I was given a code to unlock it.

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

[Burney]

I disagree Red. People like ArsenalFanTV are ruining football.
Everyone is negative about everything if it's not moaning about Trump it's moaning about Wenger.

I love a moan but ArsenalFanTv are now the face of arsenal fans and no wonder people think we are a bunch of pricks.

Jeremy Corbyn and Piers Morgan support Arsenal, f. We are a bunch of pricks.

[Burney]

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

It was alright in a straight line. Going around corners, not so much.

[redgunamo]

I disagree Red. People like ArsenalFanTV are ruining football.
Everyone is negative about everything if it's not moaning about Trump it's moaning about Wenger.

I love a moan but ArsenalFanTv are now the face of arsenal fans and no wonder people think we are a bunch of pricks.

These people of yours are clearly just jealous, imo. What are they doing about it?

[Pat Vegas]

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

It's weird not having a back window to look out of.

[Burney]

It's weird not having a back window to look out of.

That didn't bother me so much as the general feeling I had that the bloody thing wasn't going to stop when I pressed the brake.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

You big soft handed puff b. When c was driving did he slip his arm around you while you snuggled up to his big manly chest

[Sir C]

You big soft handed puff b. When c was driving did he slip his arm around you while you snuggled up to his big manly chest

Jealous, h?