Monty's right, though, isn't he? It takes a special kind of stupid to look at

[Burney]

Certainly. They will just start nicking vans instead. Not sure why they don’t do this anyway. Hiring a van is a pain in the arse. You have to talk to working class people, appear knowledgeable about things like wheel base and load capacity, cough up a nice few quid and then return the bloody thing at an ungodly hour, usually in some godforsaken ****hole.

Imagine bottling your terrorist assault and having to return the van the next day. How embarrassing.

The last time I hired one, it was all done by computer and left in a special place and I was given a code to unlock it. Didn't have to speak to a single common person.

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.