First Simon Jenkins article on the importance of doing nothing

[Ash]

Fear of flying is not irrational. It cant be, because I have it.

Nothing irrational about being afraid of sitting in a thin metal tube thousands of feet in the air.

[Peter]

Nothing irrational about being afraid of sitting in a thin metal tube thousands of feet in the air.

I fear delays, the lack of a fag, the stench of the hairy ******* next to me....to be honest the thing plunging to the ground and exploding would probably come as a relief.