So the daughter got her A-Level results today (all fine, thanks for asking) and it

[Burney]

struck me that they way they do it now is unnecessarily cruel. First of all, you can find out from UCAS online if you've been accepted into the University of your choice at half six in the morning. That's fine if you've done well, of course, but if not, you've got to go into school to collect your results in front of all your happy mates and then spend hours ringing round the 'University' of South Rutland, etc trying to get a place.

Surely the whole thing can now be done online to avoid all this crap?

[Sir C]

struck me that they way they do it now is unnecessarily cruel. First of all, you can find out from UCAS online if you've been accepted into the University of your choice at half six in the morning. That's fine if you've done well, of course, but if not, you've got to go into school to collect your results in front of all your happy mates and then spend hours ringing round the 'University' of South Rutland, etc trying to get a place.

Surely the whole thing can now be done online to avoid all this crap?

Ah yes, I meant to ask. Please proffer salaams and congratulations as appropriate.

Good job it all went well otherwise it might have been a bit of a drama, eh? Drama! Ha!

[Burney]

Ah yes, I meant to ask. Please proffer salaams and congratulations as appropriate.

Good job it all went well otherwise it might have been a bit of a drama, eh? Drama! Ha!

Very good. Yes, my daughter will be studying plays for three years.

You'd almost think she's doing it deliberately to annoy me, wouldn't you?

[Sir C]

Very good. Yes, my daughter will be studying plays for three years.

You'd almost think she's doing it deliberately to annoy me, wouldn't you?

I can't tell you how often the thought of you fewmin' away tickles me.

[Burney]

I can't tell you how often the thought of you fewmin' away tickles me.

She talks about 'performance pieces' and 'spaces'. It makes me want to disown her.

[Sir C]

She talks about 'performance pieces' and 'spaces'. It makes me want to disown her.

Be fair though, you spent three years reading novels And now you quote Joyce, ffs.

[Rich]

Very good. Yes, my daughter will be studying plays for three years.

You'd almost think she's doing it deliberately to annoy me, wouldn't you?

Will the Bank Of Berni be financing these three years as well?

[Burney]

Will the Bank Of Berni be financing these three years as well?

Natch.

[Rich]

Natch.

Well I'd suggest she get to Hollywood pronto so that her dues can be paid.

[Ash]

Very good. Yes, my daughter will be studying plays for three years.

You'd almost think she's doing it deliberately to annoy me, wouldn't you?

It's ok, though. If she can't land a job as a google developer after that it'll be the patriarchy's fault so she might be in line for some compensation.