So...it's a bird, right?

[Burney]

it will take multiple instances of the above type of behaviour; and sadly, probably a number of rapes / murders before all this ****ing nonsense stops.

Not long now before you have to sift through (traditionally called) women's clothes and shoes at the shops to find the blokes stuff. And as for that copper with his non-gender specific tampons...........aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhh!

So, h would actually be doing us all a favour by wânking furiously in Harrods? He'd be like the Rosa Parks of his generation.