Herbert Augustus Chapman finds the spectacle of Liverpool's distress most edifying,

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

And Jamie Carragher appears to have forsaken normal speech patterns for some sort of ghastly honking issued from the back of his throat and delivered through his nose. My mate watching with me assures me that this a is a normal scouse accent.

Cùnt. Going on about our defence last night 'erm erm erm same old Arsenal erm erm'. I bet he nearly died of apoplexy when the 'ornets equalised. Cùnt.