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Thread: Jury service is ****.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I didn't fancy that trial anyway. It sounded ****ing boring. I'm hoping for a grisly murder tomorrow.

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  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Certainly. They say we are to be sent home at around 4, as a rule. The number 2 tram takes 20 Minutes to get to Beckenham. 20 Minutes only!
    Its on then. I dont need much warning, Im only a 20 minute drive away at work myself. Any day is fine by me tbh.
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    But different than the day before'

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  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Its on then. I dont need much warning, Im only a 20 minute drive away at work myself. Any day is fine by me tbh.
    You're going to drive? to the pub?

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  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Not quite, I drive home then its a 3 minute walk to said pub. Weirdly a cozzer knocked on my front door just now. I think you have special powers...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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