Rich! I think we need a little flesh on the tale. You and

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

your pal were both naked playing the piano? Or perhaps your friend was female and you engendered your wife's odium because you were stroking your pal's sloppy wet growler.

Come on man - details!

[Rich]

your pal were both naked playing the piano? Or perhaps your friend was female and you engendered your wife's odium because you were stroking your pal's sloppy wet growler.

Come on man - details!

Yes, it's a university thing. The naked consumption of Port was a termly occurrence in the cricket team (Muslim lads didn't join the fun). This time around there were just two of us - but decided that a naked Port was exactly what was required before retiring to bed.