Wet Wednesdays seem to have got me into a spot of bother.

[Rich]

Had a friend over from the US and decided that some Wednesday evening refreshments were in order. Got back from Richmond at around 0230 hours and decided that a naked piano concerto would be the best thing to do while we enjoyed a pre-bedtime Port.

Around 2 minutes into the performance I was confronted by an extremely cross fiancée who wouldn't speak to me this morning

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I expect she'd have been fine with the caper if you hadn't been stroking his cock

[SWv2]

Had a friend over from the US and decided that some Wednesday evening refreshments were in order. Got back from Richmond at around 0230 hours and decided that a naked piano concerto would be the best thing to do while we enjoyed a pre-bedtime Port.

Around 2 minutes into the performance I was confronted by an extremely cross fiancée who wouldn't speak to me this morning

You have a piano?

[Rich]

You have a piano?

I don't play music. The better half does. Signed by Ellie Goulding too.

[SWv2]

I don't play music. The better half does. Signed by Ellie Goulding too.

Very good.

I used to have a small Bontempi Organ in my room, bought as a gift by a former girlfriend. After a night out I would regularly sit down and tinkle the ivories, impromptu sessions akin to what the likes of Pink Floyd, The Orb or The KLF would have done.

Would imagine my neighbours weren’t best pleased but I think the volume was normally relatively muted.

My housemates never complained.

[IUFG]

akin to what the likes of Pink Floyd, The Orb or The KLF would have done.

You fell asleep on the keyboard?

[SWv2]

You fell asleep on the keyboard?

I banged out all sorts of incoherent random tunes and noises.

#ambientheaven



Oh by the way.